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isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

(via obliqueoptimism)

— 5 hours ago with 116668 notes

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via stupidfuckingquestions)

— 6 hours ago with 554019 notes

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via bobbymoynihans)

— 15 hours ago with 400982 notes
#omfg